youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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prettying:

i hate it when Im singing a song and someone corrects me . Im like “bitch, what if i was free styling”

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slugzone:

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highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

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growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

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